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Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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