Ambien. No doubt about it.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
