And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
i out mim tonsoeep
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