they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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