how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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