I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I FOUND THE LEGS
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