No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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