i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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