I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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