i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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