i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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