So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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