I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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