I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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