Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Randomize
