Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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