why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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