Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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