Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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