Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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