I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
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I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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