I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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