wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
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