Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
