also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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