We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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