what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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