What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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