Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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