Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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