you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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