found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
