I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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