Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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