I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
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