He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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