i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
