i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
They have beer where we have blood.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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