That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
areolas are like halos for boobs.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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