What should our trivia night team be named?
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SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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