he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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