I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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