stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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