Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Randomize
