How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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