I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I am naked and annoyed.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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