She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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