So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
