Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Randomize
