I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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